FROM THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL MANUAL FOR FRUSTRATED PARENTS!
“Welcome to Combat Zone Survival Training! You are joining an elite group of M.O.M.s. (Mothers On a Mission) enlisted to learn skills, techniques and battle plans in finding a way out of the Combat Zone to more Love at Home. This manual contains specific instructions for Commanding Officers (that’s you) on a high priority mission. You will see your Special OPs instructor (Special Operations) and Mission Leader (that’s me before the discovery of the Happy Face Token System) letting you know I’ve been there, done that; and I am cheering you on! This is NOT an IMPOSSIBLE mission as some may have led you to believe. Contrary to all the other M.O.s (Methods of Operation) you have tried and found less than satisfactory, this operation is guaranteed to bring you out of your foxhole of despair and dramatically lessen frustration with your highest commission; that of MOTHER. (In fact, as you read you may find that you have discovered portions of this program. Use what you have and institute what you are missing.)”
MISSION: Simplify
This survival manual is written in first-
MISSION: SIMPLIFY
